Horny holidays

Reindeer favouritism engenders resentment during holiday season

Sexy Seattle boylesque troupe Mod Carousel, made popular by their (way better than the original) cover of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines,” are homo for the holidays.

This time, Paris Original, The Trojan Original and The Luminous Pariah teamed up with singer Leeni (all pictured above) for an adorable parody of Lorde’s “Royals,” depicting the inter-reindeer drama that inevitably comes with the holidays. Talk about ho ho hos!

Michael Lyons is a queer-identified, chaotic neutral writer, activist, misanthrope, sapiosexual, and feline enthusiast. He is a columnist, blogger and regular contributor with Xtra and has contributed to Plenitude Magazine, KAPSULA Magazine, Crew Magazine, Memory Insufficient e-zine, The Ryersonian, Buddies Theatre blog, Toronto Is Awesome blog and Fab Magazine and more.

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