Sixteen-year-old David Beckham jerked off on Clayton Blackmore

A young, un-tatted David Beckham:

And Clayton Blackmore, the face he jizzed on:

In an upcoming documentary about the Manchester United football team, titled Class of 1992, David Beckham opens up about his initiation into the team at 16 years old. It involved him wanking his dick while his teammates jeered him on until he squirted all over Manchester legend Clayton Blackmore’s face . . .

But I’ll let Becks tell it in his own words:

“Everyone had an initiation that you had to go through on the youth team, that was one of the most uncomfortable ones!” Beckham said. “The fact that I had to look at Clayton Blackmore’s calendar and do certain things, while looking at Clayton Blackmore . . . I mean it was embarrassing to talk about! I was embarrassed when I was saying it on camera let alone talking about it more. But it’s something that we all had to go through. It was definitely something I wouldn’t like to go through again!”

And in related news, today marks the day I officially became jealous of a calendar.

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