Puppetry of the Penis

Let’s just say that my recent back troublems have left me with an unexpected bonanza of spare thinking and doing time, most of which occurs whilst lying on the floor. Understanding and also perhaps mocking my plight, DeepThroat sent me the follow pictures this morning. I think they discriminate against the circumsized. But hey, be an innovator. Find a way to replicate them sans foreskin or create something new and different on your own.

**PUBE ALERT**

The following photo and hyperlink are not open office concept friendly. Enjoy.

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