I have a dirty, filthy secret, and since I’ve slept with every priest on the West Coast I can only confess it to this blog:
I am attracted to Vladimir Putin.
I know, the shame! Believe me, I know.
It’s just that I’m a sucker for two things: 1) Russian men 2) power.
Oh, and I’m into repressed self-loathing creeps. What can I say? I love when my asshole is their saviour!
So, that’s why I am all for Squirt.org’s raunchy campaign against Russia’s anti-gay law that shows Mr President in explicit gay sex acts. Not only does it help fight for equality for those gorgeous Russians, but they’ve given Putin a giant cock, which makes me want to let him strip me of everything . . . except my rights.
“We are excited to launch this campaign,” a statement from Pink Triangle Press (owner of Squirt, and Daily Xtra) reads. “Pink Triangle Press has been fighting for LGBT rights for over 40 years, we feel that it is our duty to draw attention to what’s happening in Russia. We are doing it the Squirt way: sexy, explicit and controversial.”
The pics, which feature some of Putin’s quotes, will be shared through Squirt’s Twitter feed @SquirtOrg #leavegaysalone and through the Squirt blog, daily.squirt.org.