Mandy Moore Douche

I bet you never thought you’d see those three words in a sentence. But sickeningly poignant and haunting as they are, the fact is that once you say it, you can’t take it back. So for humpday, I leave you with that harrowing image. Just deserts, perhaps, for the agony of watching her flounder through scenes on Entourage opposite yet another nemesis of mine: Adrian Grenier.

Their love scenes still make my rage-o-meter max out at “murderize” in five seconds or less.

Anyway. I guess the following DOL video indicates that, despite her other troublems, Mandy Moore has a sense of humour at least:

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Red Bull Energy Douche with Mandy Moore from Mandy Moore

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