Duck, duck…nope, no way I’d goose this guy…you couldn’t pay me

Have you been checking Lurid Digs regularly? (Warning: clicking on that link in an office, will indeed be funny, though perhaps not in the way you expect if other people can see your sreen)

If you use online personal sites, you should take a peak at Lurid Digs. And if you don’t online “date”, this site will be a strong reminder of why you probably shouldn’t do it in the first place. You can tell a lot about people by what the background in their profile photos look like.

Before you see my latest Lurid Digs find, I feel obliged to point out that the following terrible photo deserves a correspondingly terrible joke:

Q. Why is the rubber-duck afficionado in the following photo reluctant to take off his red-panelled sex manties?

A. Because he has a big Quack of course!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhh! Oh, oh, oh…OH GOD! Did I just type that? Oh. Oh god. Oh god, I did.

If that joke didn’t make you throw up a little in your mouth, the following bathroom decor certainly will…

Mmmm…bet you’re happy it’s Hump Day! Mmm hmmm!

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