Coping with a huge penis

Do you have difficulty finding condoms?

When you have an erection, do you faint?

According to many online profiles, a staggering number of gay men are afflicted with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) and have to deal with the burden of having a huge penis.

But there is hope.

How to Live with a Huge Penis is the new self-help parody from Dr Richard Jacob and Rev Owen Thomas. In it they address the problems of having a massive dong, such as how to prepare your partner to unhinge their jaw like an anaconda.

There are quotes and affirmations so you can learn to love your huge penis and they even suggest games to make others more comfortable with your endowment.

You only have one penis so you should enjoy it, even when your morning wood is a mighty oak.

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