Zac Efron is a dildo

Zac Efron was in New York City sex shop Fantasy World yesterday, and when he caught a paparazzo taking his picture as he stood next to a bunch of dildos, he turned into one. “Zac was begging the guy to delete the picture,” an eyewitness tells Page Six. “He kept telling him he has so many young fans and he didn’t want them to see it.”

When the photog refused, Zac’s PR team was quick to spin the story, saying Zac was only in Fantasy World filming a scene for his upcoming romantic comedy, Are We Officially Dating?

Oh, to hell with your “young” fans, Zac. It’s the gays that are keeping you in business, and believe me, picturing you with one of those dildos up your ass doesn’t hurt.

Well, much.

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