You really can make a dick joke about anything

Dan Savage’s It Gets Better project has been around for a good while now, and despite the number of fame whores and idiots jumping on the bandwagon for the sake of publicity, it still served as one of the first major campaigns to fight anti-gay bullying.

That being said, the first rule of comedy is that nothing is off limits, and the It Gets Better project has been around long enough that you can take a couple jabs at it without looking like a total dick. And fittingly enough, this send-up of the campaign is all about dicks. Because penis cock wang pecker sausage. (I’m gunning for those Google page views, I know.)

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