Who’d you rather? Schwarzenegger edition

Patrick Schwarzenegger, the 17-year-old son of fallen governator Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kennedy blue-blood Maria Shriver, has publicly shown his support for his mama. After it was revealed that his father has a 10-year-old love child with another woman, Patrick changed his last name on Twitter to Shriver.

The only question that remains is: who’d you rather? An Austrian hulk with an orange tan or an underage rich boy?

My pick is Patrick. What a babe! Then again, he’s a Kennedy, and according to Marilyn, they aren’t exactly the force to be reckoned with in the bedroom that they are in politics, and girl would know.

VS

Who’d you rather?

Bookmark and Share

Keep Reading

The protagonists of Blood Lines embracing

The big twist in ‘Blood Lines’ is more than shocking

Gail Maurice’s queer Métis romance takes a massive risk—letting it dig deep into the pain and loss perpetuated by colonial structures
A still from Girls Like Girls

‘Girls Like Girls’ once meant everything to me. I’ve outgrown it

Hayley Kiyoko’s new movie tries to recapture the magic of the mid-2010s music video it’s based on. But time has dulled its revolutionary edge
John Early in Maddie's Secret holding two jars above an open box

‘Maddie’s Secret’ is the movie about eating disorders we need

John Early’s pastiche of after-school specials mixes belly laughs with gut punches. It’s a rare masterwork
Van Goth

Van Goth made ‘Canada’s Drag Race’ look easy. But victory has a price

The drag phenom’s run complicated our idea of what a reality TV villain could be. She tells Xtra about clawing her way to the top—and her fight for what comes next
Advertisement