The most adorable song about Joseph Gordon-Levitt rimjobs EVER

It still blows my mind that Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the nerdy little kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun, grew up and became a certified hottie/respected actor. Fucking astounding, I swear to god. To be fair, though, if the pudgy asshole kid from Even Stevens can grow up to make a Sigur Rós video about his penis, anything is possible.

Regardless, there are a lot of gay men out there who would love to consensually stick their penis inside JGL. (Can I call him that or is that too formal? Do you need to buy JGL a drink first before you can call him JGL? These questions keep me up at night.) So much so that one man went ahead and wrote an entire song about how he wants to make the buttsex on JayGeeEll.

Fun fact: this video was apparently recorded by Sara Bareilles, which makes me respect her so much more now that I know she’s totally into dudes sticking their tongues up each other’s butts. Actually, maybe that’s why she wouldn’t write them a love song: not enough rimming. That can be a deal-breaker.

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