So Good, You’ll Suck Dick

Found the following image here, but still, it gave me a whole new appreciation for Krispy Kreme’s marketing department…

So here’s the situation: next time the Work Less Party (to paraphrase: provincial political party dedicated to 4 day work week) decides to throw a Work Less Party Party, find yourself a killer costume and go. Do not miss out. Here’s a summary of what happened Saturday night at the Japanese Hall off Alexander Street:

The Work Less Party PARTY kicks off the springtime season in high
mischief and revelry. This is indeed one of Vancouver’s craziest
celebrations of dance, community, art and.. . . more dancing. Every
year we try to out do ourselves and refine the particulars of the

party… .
To view promo click here http://www.worklessparty.org/party/party.htm

Our famous body art competition starts at 9pm…. So please come early.
It is one of the best parts of the evening.

There will be secure, friendly and cozy bicycle parking at the back of the building.
There your trusty steed will be serenaded by an 8 piece orchestra.

Dress Code: Outrageous – Go nuts, go wild…*anything you want*…
The Line-Up: Hot & Sweaty and completely crazy insane is. . As follows:
Delhi 2 Dublin
Swarm
Timothy Wisdom
Ms Titty Kitty burlesque
Orkestar Slivovica
Vital Divine
DJ Darwinfish & DJ Brad Winter
Ms.Demeanor…

I managed to talk with the organizer (Conrad) for a bit Saturday afternoon. He recognized and appreciates the support from Vancouver’s queer community at events like this.

Last thing: there’s a new crew in town, Vancouver…the Pink Unicorn Posse = murder on the dance floor:

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