Punk band shoots porn on Westboro Baptist Church’s property

All right, let’s just get this out of our systems: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, needed to get that out of the way. Now, where was I? Ah yes. Get Shot!, a California punk band/amateur porn ensemble, recently decided to protest the Westboro Baptist Church the only way a group of punks/pornographers can: they got a camera, a blanket and a willing bassist and filmed a two-minute masturbation video on the church’s front lawn.

The video can be seen on Gawker (obviously NSFW), but if you can’t watch it, allow me to recap it for you: Laura Lush, the band’s bassist, is riding in a van to the WBC with the band’s vocalist, JP Hunter. Not gonna lie: he can get it. Lush seems really cool, too, although you can’t hear shit over the rushing wind.

They get to the church, and Lush runs out wrapped in the exact same blanket my family had growing up. It’s a very nice blanket. Lush unwraps herself, revealing a decided lack of clothing underneath. Lush proceeds to absolutely go to town on herself. I think? I’m not the target audience here, but I’m assuming she’s flicking that bean like a champ.

This continues for two more minutes before Lush has to cut her time short and run back to the van with Hunter. Goddammit, Hunter’s hot. Seriously, dude, if you guys make a sequel to this? Would not mind at all if you whipped yours out. All in all, 10/10. You outdid yourselves here, and I tip my hat to you.

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