Out magazine lists top 10 most eligible bachelors of 2014

Out magazine has listed its top 10 most eligible bachelors, and last year’s number one, Chris Colfer, has fallen to sixth place, with Adam Lambert taking the most desired position. I might agree . . . if this list were the 2009 edition. Adam who?!

Brian Sims made number five, the first politician to make the list, and I personally think that gorgeous beard should’ve ranked him much higher:

But don’t they know? Andrej Pejic, who made the list and prefers female pronouns, is actually an eligible bachelorette:

Check out the full list here.