Man cleavage

Well, well, well…dear reader, you’re in for a *treat* today. If you think that Tuesday Hotness is the best day of the week here on RUYA (and if you don’t think that already, start thinking it now…or else) …

Jesus I was going somewhere with that sentence and got sidetracked by making unsubstantiated sexy threats to your well-being. Let’s face it. I’m just not myself today. Why all the flusterpation and general disconfrabulated sense of self?

After sorting through my vancouvergayblog@gmail.com email account, I stumbled across a shocker. It’s like I’ve been to some netherworld where jeans and jockstraps have had “relations” in a the back of leatherbar and failure to use protection resulted in a hideous bastard child we all have dreamt of, yet few have seen to believe:

Is it a jockstrap? Is it a pair of jeans?

I will not lie to you, dear reader. I have heard whispers of such pants. Gay whispers…A dependable (though often boring) source out in Yaletown has confirmed that these are actually a strapless thong-jeans hybrid (sounds crazy, but it must be true if the Yalies say it’s so), which would make the above pair of whatevertheyare a pair of Theans. Try saying this sentence outloud: “Hey, guy, I like your Theans.” Doesn’t get much gayer than that, now does it?

This photo was sent to me by a loyal RUYA reader that I affectionately refer to as “Victoria Armanda” (who is getting married next weekend) and she requests that everyone visits the full website at www.rufskin.com. She writes: “How does one sit properly and not stick to the chair?”

These are the kinds of questions that drive even the strongest of men…and women…mad. Do not dwell on this, Victoria Armanda. DO NOT! Despite all my advanced gayness and predisposition for scantily clad posteriers, not even I can predict what may happen to you if you continue down this path. Stop now, before you end up like this:
(for the love of god and baby jesus, look at what he’s doing to the actor that plays Puppy #2)

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