Jude Law’s ass: Would you still hit it?

Who didn’t fall in love with Jude Law when he played the aristocratic narcissist and Oscar Wilde’s lover Lord Alfred Taylor in the 1997 biopic Wilde? Or when he played a gorgeous slut in Alfie? Unfortunately, time has taken its toll on Jude (paid mainly with his hair), and for a while there I thought he’d lost it . . .

But there’s something so sexy about a man with confidence! Jude may have gained 30 pounds for his role in Dom Hemingway, but that doesn’t mean he’s afraid to drop trou. The 40-year-old actor plays a pro safecracker who has spent the past 12 years of his life in prison and upon his release decides it’s time to get his revenge on the partners he agreed to keep quiet for throughout his time behind bars.

In the trailer, a buffed-up Jude shows his bare ass, and I have to admit, I still would:

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