James Franco wants you to think he’s fucking Scott Haze

It was recently revealed by The New York Times that James Franco and his Child of God co-star Scott Haze are living together. Hopeful faggots everywhere are crossing their fingers (before shoving them up their asses) in hopes that this means the endless rumours about Franco’s homosexuality are true.

But doesn’t a faggot know a PR stunt when he sees one? Franco likes to think he’s James Dean incarnate and relishes in the endless speculation about his sexuality. Unlike a Tom Cruise or John Travolta, he doesn’t attempt to suppress the gossip and instead has fun with it. This probably means that unlike Cruise and Travolta, he’s actually not gay.

Gawker wrote a piece about Franco and Haze living together and described their relationship as “somewhat ambiguous, seemingly gay, probably romantic.”

And because if PR 101 is starting the gay rumour fire, then PR 102 is stoking it with a big gay stick, Franco took to Facebook to call out the Gawker piece for being “homophobic”:

“GAWKER — always getting the cutting edge, homophobic scoop!!!” Franco wrote. “Go see CHILD OF GOD in theaters and see me direct my live-in boyfriend, SCOTT HAZE!! Love you SCOTT!!!!”

Note the plug. And I’m not just talking about the one allegedly up James Franco’s ass.

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