Finding the perfect packer

To all the misters that once were sisters I have one thing to say: Respect your junk.

When you want to fill out a pair of Levi 501s properly please be aware that bananas, rolled up socks, bratwursts and didgeridoos do not make plausible packages.

Vixskin products has created the Mr Right Packer, a silicone prosthetic that looks so real no one will glance at it twice except to say “impressive.”

There’s even a holster you can buy to make sure that it stays put and doesn’t shimmy down your leg when you least expect it.

After all, there’s nothing more embarrassing than a Starbucks barista saying “Excuse me, sir, your penis is on the floor.”

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