The only way to survive Sochi is with a laugh. I’m afraid this will be in my head for the rest of the year:
Mother Russia, anti-gay
We’ve been like this since the Soviets’ day
All of you people who swing the wrong way
You should stay in the closet not in public display
Don’t go and corrupt our youth of today
With your all-you-can-eat butt-sex display
Why you can trust Xtra
