Don’t corrupt our youth of today with your AYCE butt-sex display

The only way to survive Sochi is with a laugh. I’m afraid this will be in my head for the rest of the year:

Mother Russia, anti-gay

We’ve been like this since the Soviets’ day

All of you people who swing the wrong way

You should stay in the closet not in public display

Don’t go and corrupt our youth of today

With your all-you-can-eat butt-sex display