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Disney dick

By Raziel Reid • August 19, 2014 2:24 pm EDT

The perverts over at Jezebel have given us all what we really need: Disney dick!

Jezebel commissioned Gawker illustrator Tara Jacoby to draw “Disney dudes” in their birthday suits. They gave Jacoby very specific instructions about how they envisioned the iconic characters naked — from selfie-obsessed Gaston’s tiny prick to Prince Phillip’s wispy pubes.

Gaston:

Prince Charming:

Prince Eric:

Prince Naveen:

Prince Phillip:

John Smith (now that’s what I’m talking about):

Click here for the full gallery of Disney dick and their hilarious descriptions.

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