Davie Street Fortune

The holidays have left me with the attention span of last year’s Balloon Boy scandal. So this week is all about the short and sweetsies.

I came back to Vancouver from visiting with family in Victoria last night and stopped at the Wok Box on Davie for some quick dinner before going to smash my face into some wine at a friend’s west of Denman two-bedroom swank pad (gorgeoiux!). Not only was the individually-wrapped bag that my fortune cookie came in already open (disturbing), it also contained a cookie with the most mysterious End of the 2000s omen I’ve come across yet:

I was pretty confident that this next week was going to be full of ucky surprises, but this pretty much confirms it.

**I’ve got a sexy surprise for tomorrow’s Tuesday Hotness. Just you WAIT!!**

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