Awkwardboners.com

Yeah, it’s exactly what it sounds like.

Since this week is turning out to be all about new websites, I thought I’d share www.awkwardboners.com with you. Recent Toronto export and longtime friend o’ mine Billeh Nickerson sent it my way.

This is my favourite shot on the site by far. I’ve spent countless seconds trying to figure whether he’s staring down at someone or trying to will his boner away with his eyes closed.

“Thanks to Spanky for sending us this photo of a man pitching a sideways
tent in a park. Although getting a boner in public is awkward enough by
itself, standing there with crossed arms adds that finishing touch that pushes it from regular awkward to incredibly awkward.”

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