Blue Balls

According to wikipedia:

The Common Blueball (Hyacinthoides non-testica, syn. Endymion non-testica, Scilla non-testica) is a yearlong-flowering bulbous perennial “flower”.

It is a sight beautiful for most to behold:

However, most men cannot typically see the flowers for the…flowers. Instead, they see the following:

Which is a sad sight indeed.

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