New Priape This Week

Nothing says Thanksgiving like a pyrex dildo. And nothing says pyrex dildo like Priape. This weekend, I’ll be giving thanks by stripping down to my undies and promoting a new launch of Priape goodies for the fall/winter season. Everybody’s favourite manties/clothing/lube/sex toys/”adult viewing material”/playware shop is sending some boys out to various Vancouver locales tonight and tomorrow night–and yours truly will be part of the crew.

If you’ve got time, come down and see us at the following places, buy a drink and grab a new catalogue:

Tonight

  • 6 – 8pm at the Fountainhead and at the Priape store on Davie
  • 10 – midnight at Pulse


Saturday

  • 5 – 7pm at the Fountainhead and at the Priape Store on Davie
  • 10 – midnight at Celelbrities

It’s been a long week and I’ve told a number of people to suck a bag of dicks. Still, it could always be worse:

There’s a lot going on this week so check the listings on the Vancouver page for more info on what you should get up to.

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