Admittedly, I spent a good 10 minutes going back and forth over which I should post: Rob Ford filing the paperwork to run for reelection? Or a man with two functioning penises talking about his diphallia and his sex life?
On one hand, Ford running for reelection directly affects all of Toronto, and in light of certain scandals casts us in a rather unflattering light. On the other hand, two penises. Ford’s refusal to cede power despite becoming a national humiliation? Or two penises?
If the title of this post hasn’t tipped you off yet, double dicks won out.*
In an AMA — Ask Me Anything — posting to Reddit, user DoubleDickDude not only posted multiple graphic pictures of his diphalliatic cocks (all of which are NSFW; you can find a visual approximation below), but also answered questions from other users. In the span of the interview, DDD talked about living with his extra appendage as well as his sexual experiences with both men and women.
FlipWhispers: I honestly expected to see one teensy extra wiener when I clicked on the link yesterday but was surprised to see they were similar in size. Are you happy they are that way or would a lil one have been easier to deal with?
DoubleDickDude: I like them the way they are. They’re more proportionate to each other than they look in photos. im limited to holding the camera myself. If one had been smaller, it’d be more difficult to deal with. So yeah I like that they’re the way they are.
NickKevs: If you don’t mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD: two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they fucked.
10ac: Are there any possible complications you have to watch for?
DDD: My prostate gets inflamed if I dont ejaculate enough. I’m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful.
32BitWhore: Have you ever been given a double fisted reach around?
DDD: LOL actually yeah, i’ve had a guy pounding into me reach around with both hands and ‘go skiing’ 😉
If you have a minute, DEFINITELY go check out the rest of the thread. It alternates between being wonderfully fascinating and oddly arousing, and occasionally both at the same time. And it is comforting to know that thanks to the advent of the internet, people can talk openly about their bodies and have people respond in genuine interest rather than scorn or shame.
*Although you could make the case that by linking and commenting on Ford, I essentially had my cake and stuck two penises in it too. HAVIN’ IT ALL!
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