One million fools

Okay, these crazy bitches at the American Family Association are a bulimic’s dream. Toothbrushes are so 20th century; if you need help up-chucking your Happy Meal, turn to One Million Moms, an AFA affiliate. First the AFA tried to intimidate Macy’s because of a photo of two grooms on a wedding cake (check out the post below), but now One Million Moms Psychos is attacking JC Penney because it has hired Ellen DeGeneres as a spokeswoman and, gasp, oh no way — she’s a lesbian.

Honestly, these people are so fucking stupid. Fighting homosexuality is the definition of insanity — doing the same thing over and over, and expecting a different result. Obviously, fighting us isn’t working out too well, since we still exist. It’s crazy! Fighting homosexuality is fighting nature, a nature that is found in more than 450 species. I mean, really? Wake the fuck up, people. It’s a losing battle! You’re sad, pathetic and out of touch to think otherwise.

These crazy skankwads had this to say about JC’s choice to hire Ellen: “Funny that JC Penney thinks hiring an open homosexual spokesperson will help their business when most of their customers are tradition families. DeGeneres is not a true representation of the type of families that shop at their store. The majority of JC Penney shoppers will be offended and choose to no longer shop there.”

Listening, but all I hear is, “I’m a dumb cunt, my husband’s fucking his secretary, and all I do is shop all day because I’m a suburban waste of space living vicariously through my children (and don’t tell anyone, but secretly, I love Ellen and watch her every day while sipping my first — okay fourth — G&T of the day).”

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