A man in PEI is hopping mad that his Legion hall hosted a night of male strippers. He didn’t go but says one of his friends did and was so disgusted, she left after 40 minutes. 40 long, hard, turgid minutes!
When her term is up, Condoleezza Rice says she’s looking forward to “getting back to shopping.” The US secretary of state says, “I love to shop…but now I don’t have much time.” Oh, if only another devastating hurricane could strike America sometime soon!
Hairspray, the movie-based-on-a-musical-based-on-a-movie, was so successful, producers have signed John Waters to write a sequel. It’s possible that by the time they start filming, Travolta will be big enough to avoid spending money on the fat suit.