Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian (not to mention the proud owner of a serious set of cheekbones. How am I the only one who notices them?) is back with a brand-new video, this time on the issue of women’s rights and abortion.
As it turns out, god wasn’t pro-choice, although he was very much pro-abortion. And then there’s the little matter of the recipe for an abortion potion, which . . . Yeah. Abortion potion. That sounds like something JK Rowling would come up with after five bottles of shiraz while writing Harry Potter and the Mid-Life Crisis, and it’s literally in the Bible. What the helling fuck?