Love & Sex

The world’s best bubble-butt in a jockstrap

By Raziel Reid • July 13, 2014 10:56 pm EDT

Bryan Hawn has the world’s most immaculate ass. It is a work of art. I’m horny, jealous and doing squats even as I type this.

If you want to find out how he got that masterpiece attached to his backside, you’ll have to buy his fitness book, The List. First, check out his parody of “Shark in the Water” to see exactly what you’re investing in:

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