Swim porn

Fun with technology is the poor man's pornography

The Summer Olympics are an amazing time of year around the world. Every country gets together in solidarity, and athletes who have been training for years get to strut their stuff and compete for the title of world’s best.

It’s also a chance to ogle swimmers running around in barely there swimsuits, such as UK cutie Tom Daley.

Some DVR-using viewers were quick to notice those itty-bitty swimsuits that are all the rage are the exact size of the rewind function. Thanks to the 24-hour news cycles, coverage of the last games went everywhere and anywhere, like, say, the locker rooms and the showers. Coupled with the DVR pop-up, it makes for some very scandalous photos and confirms what has always been a truism: swimmers have the best bodies. The. Best.

Are they naked? Probably not. Do we have time for such facts? Not at all. It’s a small wonder no one has produced a porn based on this (let’s be real: the plot has always been flimsy at best). So soak it in, set your DVR to pause, and let your imagination run wild.

Andrew was formerly the associate editor for Daily Xtra.

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