Sex, with food

How does porn sex differ from real-life sex?

By Michael Lyons • August 1, 2013 4:30 pm EDT

This video gives the term “food porn” a whole new meaning.

While some of us may like to fantasize that when we take our clothes off it’s like we’re fresh off a Cocky Boys shoot, in reality sex, and our sexual bodies, are hairy, bulgy, weird, awkward, oddly shaped and hilarious, in a very sexy way.

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Michael Lyons is a queer-identified, chaotic neutral writer, activist, misanthrope, sapiosexual, and feline enthusiast. He is a columnist, blogger and regular contributor with Xtra and has contributed to Plenitude Magazine, KAPSULA Magazine, Crew Magazine, Memory Insufficient e-zine, The Ryersonian, Buddies Theatre blog, Toronto Is Awesome blog and Fab Magazine and more.

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