How to make a porno

For all you aspiring Zack and Miri’s out there, a couple tips:

— for a gay porn film, bored thirtysomething straight guys are not your best cast, as seen in the new movie ‘Humpday’ opening today

— but ‘Globe and Mail’ readers have a LOT to say on the subject

— don’t cast these guys either

— dialogue is very important! Click on this handy flowchart:

— Titan Men has provided a handy (and very NSFW) behind-the-scenes look at one of their epics

— get to know Todd Klinck!

— and, of course, practice, practice, practice. Have a great weekend!