Hardcore gay porn! Shown by a priest! In a church!

BY ANDREA HOUSTON – OMG OMG OMG! A priest in Ireland is pretty embarrassed after a slideshow of hardcore gay porn popped up during a talk to 26 parents and one eight-year-old kid.

Father Martin McVeigh had prepared a slideshow presentation to show parents of schoolchildren preparing for first Communion. Instead, the congregation was treated to a selection of hot gay porn.

McVeigh told Ireland’s Herald newspaper he has no idea how hardcore gay porn found its way onto his computer.

“I don’t know how it happened, but I know what happened,” McVeigh said. “There are people making innuendoes who weren’t even there, but in this day and age these stories grow.”

Well, we know what happened. The images popped on screen when he connected his USB drive into a PC to start the presentation. Instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn started. It’s called Windows AutoPlay.

“There were plenty of shocked faces. There’s a lot of parents very angry about it,” said one parent.

The Archdiocese of Armagh, to which the parish belongs, called the police and handed over the USB stick for inspection. The police told them there was no crime in gay porn and the drive didn’t contain any pedophilia. It was just normal gay porn.

According to the Ulster Herald, the parish is holding “emergency meetings” to decide the fate of this gay priest.

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