YOUR HOKI IS GAY

Get ready on your marks ready set go etc. HOKI is happening tonight, and I can’t wait for the rioting. It adds a little jenesaiscare to the city you know? My friend, artist 2fik proposed we head out to the most crowded Cage aux sports bar in Old-Montreal and F A G IT T H E F U C K UP. You dig? Do it too. And pics or it didn’t happen. GOD, hockey is makes us do very stupit things. Also, I have to work very hard at being oppressed. It’s the occupational hazard of looking not gayfacey enough. Any hints on making meself more queer-looking so I can get more dates please and thank you? I’d settle for one normal date. Comment below.

THIS IS WHAT CAME UP WHEN I TYPED GAY BALLET IN GOGOL.