Brandon’s unassuming look and his clean-cut hair, glasses, et cetera, really make the bejewelled Bane look kinda creepy. But in the pants-off creepy way. Like the so-clean-it’s-dirty way. Seriously, the face-guard thing is a maddeningly hot number. Credit: Becca Lemire
Jada Hudson! Where do I start with you? The hat and Kazal throwback glasses are hot. The black lipstick, faux fur coat and gold chain necklace, also hot. But the Heavy Metal print dress? My lord in heaven, I have found me a wife. Credit: Becca Lemire
So it wasn’t totally black on black on the fashion front at FAT. There were also lots of splashes of white patterns. Jake’s silky track suit is exactly what I’ve been lusting after this spring. It’s the perfect fit, perfect fabric and matches his accessories and swagger perfectly. There is no way to make this outfit better. Credit: Becca Lemire
Jasmine Melrose. You made it into this column because of your babely way of stretching your hot body into all different kinds of shapes, knots and binds. It is incredibly sexy to see a woman with muscle definition, half naked and working a runway with nothing but her talent on display for the world. Credit: Becca Lemire
In celebration of the pending arrival of summer, the Steady is ready with a beach party just in time to get us revved up. Have you ever seen Aeryn Pfaff so butch? I actually like his ’90s straight-boy DJ look. There’s something so, I dunno, hummer. Credit: Becca Lemire
Kate and Ansley are pressing up the chosen colour scheme for FAT this year. There’s something very Tate Modern about Kate’s ensemble and haircut (which I love, by the way), and Ansley’s got this sort of hot, feminine, IRA throwback thing going on that I am really loving, it’s so badass. FAT was a fashion win this year. Best one yet, hands down. Credit: Becca Lemire
Keaton and Vanessa are doing a great job of keeping that summer loving going. Keaton got lei’ed and was making sure everyone else got lei’ed at the Steady that night. Credit: Becca Lemire
I kinda wish we had a GIF edition of the online column, ’cause the best one was probably a middle ground between the two. I love their badass stances juxtaposed against those poufty leis. Very Terry Richardson on vacation of these two. Credit: Becca Lemire