I love these kinds of games. Okay. Let’s start by figure out who Sasha Fierce isn’t:
Sasha Fierce isn’t…
Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines.
Sasha Fierce isn’t…
Madonna/Esther.
Sasha Fierce isn’t…
Mariah Carey/Emancipated Mimi/Crazy
Rhetorical questions…you are the devil. I have hypostulized a guess though, which I will relay to you in another series of pointless questions…
Is Sasha Fierce…
…a whimsical cyborg?
Or is Sasha Fierce…
…a free-spirited example of … uh … feeling … strange … dress … must … be … taking … control … of … free … will … can’t … diss … dress … but … must … diss … crazy … ass … corregated iron … shoulder padded … hip fendered …garage with legs …
As my friend Amanda coined this morning: “What next? Unicorns and pigs with wings traipsing though a frosty hell beneath a blue moon?”
What’s next indeed…
Why you can trust Xtra
