Weekend drinking

As another weekend presents itself with various opportunities for vice and poor life choices, we here at Up Your Alley encourage you to use the following to help guide you through your decision-making process.

Modern Drunkard Magazine

Shocked that such an online digest exists? Don’t be. And guess what they’ve recently compiled?

Click on the photo above to go to the original list. Here are some samples:

1.
If you don’t
drink that booze, by God, someone else will.

2. The brewing industry alone employs
1.7 million people and that’s a lot

of mouths to feed.

3. Bad ass nicknames like “Chuggybear,” “The Alabama Hamma,” “Pukey
McPukerson” are not awarded to people who stay home to do laundry.

Enjoy your weekend!