Trout pout

Nice lips…. Are they real?

As with any Pride event, WinterPRIDE offered an unparalleled opportunity to look at hundreds of gays I’ve never met before with my closest gay friends. And we all know what that means. Judge Judy was holding court. That’s for goddamn sure.

And Judge Judy saw some of this:

Thank you, http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com. You are an amazing site!

In times like these, I ask myself, “What would Heidi Montag do?” Well, let’s find out:

Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag