Crystal Harris has called off her engagement to Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. “The wedding is off,” Hefner tweeted. “Crystal has had a change of heart.”
The gold digger in me is crying over all the money she’s giving up. He’s 85, honey! How much longer do you think he’s got? If he was stupid senile enough to marry you in the first place, you should’ve never looked back. You could’ve been Mrs Playboy and gone down in pop culture history! But instead, you’ll forever be known as one of Hef’s sluts, placing a few notches below Holly Madison.
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