Stephen Colbert is a sexy lady

If you’re like me, you love Stephen Colbert and are a regular viewer of The Colbert Report, even if you do slightly prefer Jon Stewart because you’ve always had a thing for nebbish, Jewish silver foxes. I guess what I’m trying to say is I love Stephen Colbert almost as much as I love masturbating to The Daily Show.

Apparently, I’m not alone in this incredibly sexual devotion, as straight men everywhere have written in Colbert as the 69th hottest woman in America on Maxim’s Hot 100 List. Which is still a thing, oddly enough. Seriously, have you read a copy of Maxim magazine lately? It’s the only magazine I know that even smells like roofies. Anyway, Stephen’s bio from Maxim:

Democracy isn’t always pretty: Sometimes it’s downright handsome. With a massive write-in vote campaign, the Colbert Nation proved they’re not only loyal but also incredibly horny.

It should be noted that he beat out several woman who are actually sexy (Christina Hendricks, Sofia Vergara, Kat Dennings) and several who were there because I don’t understand straight men (Amanda Knox, Lois Griffin, JWoww). Although in all fairness, this picture of Colbert from the Gawker message boards in drag? Yowza.

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