Queen Elizabeth is still the worst

So my Facebook feed is blowing up with “Long live the Queen!” and it’s making me sick. It’s all about a “pledge against discrimination,” which the Daily Mail is reporting Queen Elizabeth will be signing on camera. The pledge states the monarchy is“implacably opposed to all forms of discrimination, whether rooted in gender, race, colour, creed, political belief or other grounds.” It will be the first time the Queen has lent her support to the gay community, assuming discrimination against queers is filed under “other grounds.”

Dear gays. Please calm down. Queen Elizabeth is head of the Church of England, which is an anti-gay establishment. Her “pledge against discrimination” is not being issued or recognized by her church. This is hypocrisy at its finest. The Queen is no hero, and I don’t believe in revering someone who rules Canada with tyranny. If you think Queen Elizabeth is just some dumb old bitch who smiles and waves a lot, you’re only partially right, ‘cuz this dumb old bitch owns you:

I think I’ll “queen out” for the Queen when she spends some of her rumoured 33-trillion pound fortune on preventing homelessness, drug abuse and the spread of HIV/AIDS, which are causes that will benefit the gay community a hell of a lot more than some fucking pledge.

Keep Reading

Gigi Gorgeous

Gigi Gorgeous wants to help queer and trans people have kids

The mother of YouTube came up doing makeup tutorials. Now she’s opening up about her fertility journey
A close up of a vintage movie camera with a zoom lens on black.

I’m tired of gay period films

“La Bola Negra,” “Elsinore” and “Coward” are some of the year’s buzziest films. They all make the same mistake
A stage with screens featuring video game footage; a large sign that says XBOX in the middle

BioWare’s closure is a huge loss for queer and trans gamers

The game developer behind “Dragon Age” and “Mass Effect” innovated LGBTQ2S+ representation in video games. Its biggest fans are determined to carry its torch
The cover of Ace Theory; Ryan Fitzpatrick

A new book says asexuality is more radical than you think

“Ace Theory” melds academic research and anecdotal evidence, presenting a bold new portrait of asexuality we desperately need
Advertisement