Picks of The Week # 2: Tenga Eggs

These unassuming eggs look stylish enough to decorate the White House lawn on Easter Sunday, but little would the secret service know that this is actually something you stick you dick into.

Open the hard shell to find a soft and stretchy silicone egg with a hole in the bottom. The inside of the egg is textured for pleasure and includes a small packet of lube. Simply empty the lube in the hole, insert your dick and beat away.

The eggs are meant for one-time use and wanking can last for up to two hours.

Supposedly the sensation feels better than the real thing if you can get over the fact that it looks like you’re raping a marshmallow.

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