Montreal’s urban beach is fail

A while ago, I worked for the Old Port of Montreal. Just as brainless and out of touch as most Crown corporations, it locked out its workers a few years ago. That shit is leotarded! And now, an urban beach with no swimming right by the Clock Tower? You know who hangs out there? Ants with wings. Like a million of them and their babies. They love the cool dark of it. Oh well.

Look at this really stupid video of a beach in Paris. It makes me even less enthused about the Montreal project!

PS: It will cost around $8 to not go swimming.

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