Elton John vs the Fairground Stripper

In a new Australian interview with Molly Meldrum, Elton John gushed about being a father like he’s the first fucking person to ever have a kid, then proceeded to bash Madonna by insisting her career is over and calling her a “fairground stripper.” But his opinion is hardly cogent since a moment later he praised Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Rihanna. How any self-respecting fag, never mind self-respecting musician, can praise those skanks and bash the person who opened the door for their skankiness is beyond me. “Why is she such a nightmare?” Elton asked about Madonna. “Sorry, her career is over. Her tour is a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt.” He continued, sounding like a 65-year old father 12-year-old little monster, “She’s been horrible to Gaga.”

The bitch is back around the seven-minute mark:

Keep Reading

A flaming torch

‘Survivor’ helped me climb a volcano

Instead of training for a gruelling day-long hike, I listened to podcasts about my favourite TV show. It paid off
Michaela Coel and Anne Hathaway

‘Mother Mary’ nails how devastating a first lesbian breakup can be

In A24’s new pop star drama, Anne Hathaway captures the physicality of a tormented ex-lover aching for answers—and deliverance
The cover of Afternoon Hours of a Hermit; Patrick Cottrell

In ‘Afternoon Hours of a Hermit,’ Patrick Cottrell writes a protagonist who does everything wrong—again

The pseudo-sequel to Cottrell’s acclaimed first novel brilliantly retraces old ground
Myki Meeks with an up arrow behind her; Darlene Mitchell with a down arrow behind her

‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Season 18, Episode 16 power ranking: Three of hearts

We take one last look back at our final three queens’ journeys
Advertisement