As we all know, booze and music go together like chocolate and peanut butter, or Bert and Ernie, or Jennifer Connelly and a double-sided dildo in Requiem for a Dream. Now, a new website called Drinkify has gone the extra step and will tell you what you should drink while listening to your favourite artist. For shits and giggles, I threw my iPod on shuffle, and here are 10 musician-drink pairings to show you how it works:

4 oz Fernet
4 oz coconut milk
Verdict – Sweet. A little too sweet.

Antony and the Johnsons

4 oz vodka
4 oz cough
6 oz “rum, fucking rum”
Verdict – The room is spinning.

Neko Case

8 oz moonshine
8 oz cranberry juice
Verdict – Burns so fucking good.

Liz Phair

12 oz moonshine
Verdict – GYAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Robyn

4 oz vodka
Verdict – That is slightly better. Slightly.

Metric

8 oz vodka
Verdict – These aren’t even drinks! This site is trying to fucking kill me!

The Go! Team

8 oz rum
Verdict – Once again: that is not called a cocktail. That is called “problem alcoholism.”

Modest Mouse

PBR
Verdict – Oh thank God. I don’t even care that PBR is basically just foot sweat drunk ironically by emotionally draining hipsters. I’m just thankful it’s not trying to Amy Winehouse me to death for once.

Spinnerette

8 oz marijuana
8 oz ice cream
Verdict – What the . . . What the fucking fuck is this? That’s not even liquid! Now it’s just telling me to get high and eat ice cream!

Feist