Congratulations, Pee-wee Herman! You’ve won the internet

After an entire weekend of nothing but leaked dick pics and dumbass reality-TV stars trying to rewrite history to avoid admitting they were wrong, I think it’s about time for a little levity. So here’s Pee-wee Herman spoofing Melissa Leo’s Oscar campaign ads in his attempt to win himself a Tony. Hey, if it worked once, it can work again, right? Right.

Now come claim your prize. You’ve won the internet.

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