Randy Blue pornstars lip-sync for their lives

What happens when you combine Beyoncé and the boys of Randy Blue? RHETORICAL QUESTION! You get the following super-gay video:

Yes, that was Randy Blue’s roster of pornstars, lip-synching to “Blow.” Personally, if they were going to go with a Beyoncé song, I’m a little surprised they didn’t go with “Drunk in Love.” For god’s sake, she says “SURFBORT”! How could you pass that one up?

Either way, I can’t be mad: you’re giving us Colby Keller. I will never look that particular gift-horse in the mouth, even if I would pay out the ass to listen to him repeat “surfbort” for like a minute. Just a minute.

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