James Franco comes on Batman, because — art!

What exactly do you call it when a guy gets horny, puts on some leather, ejaculates on a Batman cowl, then posts it on the internet? Well, James Franco calls it “art,” but personally, I call that “a Thursday night when The Daily Show is in reruns.”

In a pair of posts on his Instagram account, Franco uploaded pictures of himself in a leather harness complete with a Batman logo, then followed it up with an image of him wearing a Batman cowl with what appears to be cum all over it. The photos were labelled “50 Shades of Batman and Robin.”

Whether it’s his cum or someone else’s is . . . still up for debate, shall we say.

Is it really art though? Sure, putting together a Batman-themed scene sounds hot and fun and all that, but really? Art? I thought we agreed that art was defined as “paintings of horses.”

Either way, I’m not about to complain. When famous men hand you jizz-covered Batmen, you do not just look that gift horse in the mouth.

Keep Reading

‘Canada’s Drag Race’ Season 5, Episode 8 power ranking: Who will win?

It’s time to size up the final four queens’ chances at the crown

‘Canada’s Drag Race’ Season 5, Episode 7 recap: Watch what happens

The final four is set, but which queen falls short of the finale?
A person with dark skin and curly dark hair smiles with their eyes closed; they carry sunflowers. To their sides are two figures with dark skin and short hair with their arms around each other.

Black queer artists share how they’re ‘holding on to joy’ in 2025

“Joy is in a life lived while you’re alive,” says dancer and choreographer Ravyn Wngz

Ethel Cain embraces the experimental on her new project, ‘Perverts’

The Florida singer-songwriter follows her 2022 debut album “Preacher’s Daughter” with an industrial-influenced, drone-heavy release