My friend C sent this and asked me to apply. Instead, I invite you to take a gamble. I mean, really. Why ask a friend or loved one to go on a road trip with you when you can spend a lot of intimate one-on-one time with someone you don’t know at all. It’s like I can see the documentary right now… a dash of Catfish with just a smidge of Pee Wee’s Big Adventure for good measure: