My future ex-girlfriend: Françoise Boivin

In this photo of Francy, as she likes to be called, she was telling me that she likes this many fingers. For telling off Harper, of course. Ahem.

Felicidad! She bang bang! A pox on you! Non mais VRAIMENT, congrats to my FEG, Françoise Boivin, who won the seat in Gatineau on Monday. Also, she once allegedly hired her “roomie” and was kinda outed as a lesbro-cum-lesbo. Magna cum laude AMIRITE?! (Latin’s rad. So’s the internetting in my pants.)

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